Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Today's big sigh....

The following conversation took place in my office after the prospective client handed me and outstanding utility bill in an amount exceeding $1200.

Me: How did this bill get so high?

Client: I was incarcerated a few times over the past year and got behind.

What I said : I will look into this Sir, but I am not sure you meet the requirements for this assistance. Have a nice day and I will be in touch.

What I wanted to say : You need to either go straight or become a much better criminal, dude, because right now you totally suck at your chosen profession.

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